Mez-Merrick and the 'F' Man

F-Man:

Where the flippin' heck you been Mezza? Ain't seen you at training for friggin' months!

Mez:

Sorry coach. Been down the gym working on some new moves.

F-Man:

Freakin' great, but will the flamin' players work the fudgin' things
out by the start of the firkin season?

Mez:

Not sure, but they'll be lethal down the George on Saturday night!